Have you ever had a mullet before? Ever slept with one?

I once owned a bream. Despite my dealings with the mob I have never once slept with the fishes.

 

Have you been to SOS or even Perth before? What did you like about it or what are you looking forward to?

Never. I’m looking forward to hitch-hiking there.

 

Tell us about a form of environmental action that excites you.

Parachuting into a mining executive’s open window and yelling, “Stop destroying the environment!”

 

How do you think climate change and other environmental crises will be addressed by people, if at all? How does this affect your actions to protect the environment?

I think that everyone will respond differently, choosing to heed some advice but not all of it. I think carbon offsets are an easy way for people to feel like they’re doing something about the problem, but I hope they will ultimately realise that we just need to stop digging fossil fuels out of the ground and burning them. It makes me think that we not only need to respond to climate change, we have to respond in ways that actually work!

 

You’re famous now, web blog and everything. Anything else you want to say?

Please don’t show this to my girlfriend, she’ll kill me.